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Daily Dilbert: Fix your own Computer

November 17th, 2008

Thought of the week: Administrators, Developers & Friends.

October 20th, 2008

Here’s something to keep in mind the next time you see your administrator at work.

Keep your friends close, but your admins closer.

With that, something for the developers of the world.

Yes, we all need to be hugged sometimes but these days developers need it more than anyone else (well aside from Administrators).

Go on, go into that dark room that people barely visit and hug a developer today. You’ll bring a smile to their faces, turn their frowns upside down and who knows they may actually help you the next time your stuck  instead of asking you whether you’ve tried turning it off and on again like those pesky admin types who usually just sit there playing solitaire all day (or so the story goes).

But you know what, on your way up back to your 15th floor desk, why not give the Admins a little shout out and see what they’re doing too. Who knows, maybe next time they’ll make one for the less fortunate Administrators of the world.

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Memoirs of Japan - Funny billboard in Osaka

October 11th, 2008

I miss Japan, the culture, the weather (back then), the people, the atmosphere and the food. But I thought I’d share this funny billboard I came across when I was in Osaka. I was walking on my merry way one day looking for a coffee shop - either a Starbucks or a Doutor (anywhere with a decent shot!) and came across this billboard not too far from Osaka station.

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No idea what its advertising as theres no mention of a brand or company, but I knew the moment I saw it - and fell into a fit of laughter - that its something I simply had to take a copy of.

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New Microsoft Advertisment: Bill Gates feat Jerry Seinfeld - New Family

September 12th, 2008

The next addition to in the series for Microsoft staring Bill Gates & Jerry Seinfeld trying to look normal.

A shorter version is also available with part 1 and part 2 in WMV format. Compared to the first release which took the two gentlement to Shoe-Circus I think this new (longer) version is far better.

“I Love a condiment with Booze in it.” - Jerry

“Because as we discussed, you and I are a little out of it… you’re living in some kind of moon house hovering over seatle like the mothership… I got so many cars I get stuck in my own traffic.” - Jerry

“The fact that a design uses inheritance and polymorphisim doesnt make it a good design.” - Bill
“…Are there any monsters in the story?” - Little kid in bed
“Yes! but its ok, theres a firewall.” - Bill

“Power off… ok, power on.” - Jerry whilst Bill doing the Robot

Personally I quite like this one, and the fact that Mr Gates does the robot - I mean come on….

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Shoe Circus - Jerry Seinfeld + Bill Gates promotes… Vista?

September 5th, 2008

So the commercial thats been on the tip of every geek and Seinfeld fan is finally out. Jerry Seinfeld feat Bill Gates - Shoe Circus…

What the?

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Uninstalling Google Chrome

September 4th, 2008

So I’ve been high on Chrome the last day or so, but alas I had to uninstalled it.

Uninstalling Google Chrome

Nicely done Google.

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