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xkcd: Branding, browsing interwebs without Adblock Plus

August 17th, 2009 No comments

xkcd - Branding

So I guess you better download it now!

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Meet the L33ts: n00b boyfriend

August 11th, 2009 No comments

Classic.

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Preorder Snow Lepoard on Amazon.com

August 3rd, 2009 No comments

You can now preorder Snow Lepoard (the worlds most advanced operating system!) on Amazon.com now!

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I’ve pre-ordered mine for our Macs at home.

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Turning Japanese: Suntory ad for tea.

April 26th, 2009 No comments

There are somethings money can buy, for everything else, there’s Youtube.

I miss Japan.

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The Googles doesnt like ‘ASP Debugger’

February 26th, 2009 4 comments

I had a friend ask me about an ASP Debugger today, so after talking for a little while I promised to email him a few things when I got back into the office. Just when I had a tick, I thought I’d google the bastard to see what results I’d find – as I havent done ‘classic ASP’ development for quite sometime – I shudder to think writing like that again.

Anyway, fired up a new window in firefoxy, CTRL+L, {TAB}, type in ‘ASP Debugger’ without the quote. What do you get?

What, you reckon I'm a virus? How dare you, just WHO do you think you are.

What, you reckon I'm a virus? How dare you, just WHO do you think you are.

What the, however this only occurs searching through the firefox where as the normal google search doesnt seem to worry.

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xkcd: I am an iDiot

January 14th, 2009 2 comments

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Daily Dilbert: Fix your own Computer

November 17th, 2008 No comments

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Thought of the week: Administrators, Developers & Friends.

October 20th, 2008 No comments

Here’s something to keep in mind the next time you see your administrator at work.

Keep your friends close, but your admins closer.

With that, something for the developers of the world.

Yes, we all need to be hugged sometimes but these days developers need it more than anyone else (well aside from Administrators).

Go on, go into that dark room that people barely visit and hug a developer today. You’ll bring a smile to their faces, turn their frowns upside down and who knows they may actually help you the next time your stuck  instead of asking you whether you’ve tried turning it off and on again like those pesky admin types who usually just sit there playing solitaire all day (or so the story goes).

But you know what, on your way up back to your 15th floor desk, why not give the Admins a little shout out and see what they’re doing too. Who knows, maybe next time they’ll make one for the less fortunate Administrators of the world.

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Memoirs of Japan – Funny billboard in Osaka

October 11th, 2008 2 comments

I miss Japan, the culture, the weather (back then), the people, the atmosphere and the food. But I thought I’d share this funny billboard I came across when I was in Osaka. I was walking on my merry way one day looking for a coffee shop – either a Starbucks or a Doutor (anywhere with a decent shot!) and came across this billboard not too far from Osaka station.

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No idea what its advertising as theres no mention of a brand or company, but I knew the moment I saw it – and fell into a fit of laughter – that its something I simply had to take a copy of.

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New Microsoft Advertisment: Bill Gates feat Jerry Seinfeld – New Family

September 12th, 2008 No comments

The next addition to in the series for Microsoft staring Bill Gates & Jerry Seinfeld trying to look normal.

A shorter version is also available with part 1 and part 2 in WMV format. Compared to the first release which took the two gentlement to Shoe-Circus I think this new (longer) version is far better.

“I Love a condiment with Booze in it.” – Jerry

“Because as we discussed, you and I are a little out of it… you’re living in some kind of moon house hovering over seatle like the mothership… I got so many cars I get stuck in my own traffic.” – Jerry

“The fact that a design uses inheritance and polymorphisim doesnt make it a good design.” – Bill
“…Are there any monsters in the story?” – Little kid in bed
“Yes! but its ok, theres a firewall.” – Bill

“Power off… ok, power on.” - Jerry whilst Bill doing the Robot

Personally I quite like this one, and the fact that Mr Gates does the robot – I mean come on….

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