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Dilbert: Sex appeal of the NERD.
You know things are tough in the US…
… when someone gets caught in the act with a car-wash vacuum…
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THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.
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Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.
How one goes about getting sexual favors from a car wash vacuum is beyond me – and not something I’d even want to think about. Though I’m sure Andreas may have contemplated it at one stage or another (purely for educational reasons I’m sure).
Man-Arrested: THIS FUCKING SUCKS MAN.
Reminds me of the strip from funkysmell.

If anything this has taught me to never look at a car-wash vacuum the same way.


